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Last Updated: 26.06.2025 15:52

Hysterias & Posteriors
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Everyone loved it.
Then came..
Nuts and Butts
Loons and Moons
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Still no good.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Minds and Behinds
No way
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Unacceptable again!
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Thumbs down again.
Next, they tried...
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So they tried
No go.
Freaks and Cheeks
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
They put up a sign reading
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So, the docs changed it to read
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Still no good
Just Forget it!
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
share office space ...
No, not a chance
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