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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 26.06.2025 15:52

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Everyone loved it.

Do airline pilots try to avoid turbulence? How can you tell if your flight has been rerouted due to weather conditions or other factors?

Then came..

Nuts and Butts

Loons and Moons

Why do SpaceX rockets keep exploding? - The Verge

Still no good.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Another attempt resulted in ...

Does Rosemary aroma really improve memory? Here’s what research says - Times of India

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Minds and Behinds

No way

Scarlett Johansson plants a big kiss on Jonathan Bailey — this time in front of husband Colin Jost - pagesix.com

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Unacceptable again!

Meta Agreed to Pay up for Scale AI but Then Wanted More for Its Money - The Information

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Catatonics & High Colonics

Planet Nine? Not quite, but some astronomers think they've spotted a new dwarf planet - NBC News

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Thumbs down again.

Next, they tried...

New study uncovers surprising physics of 'marine snow' - Phys.org

So they tried

No go.

Freaks and Cheeks

World fertility rates in 'unprecedented decline' - UN - BBC

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

They put up a sign reading

My grandmother deeded me her house before she passed last year. Her son still lives there refusing to move. What steps should I take to have him removed?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

So, the docs changed it to read

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

How can one find BPO clients for inbound and outbound voice processes?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Still no good

Just Forget it!

Can Benadryl cause a false positive for benzodiazepines?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

share office space ...

No, not a chance

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